Mat the Ninja

''' Early Life & Introduction. '''

Mat the Ninja, born Matar mcWhatitdobabe, was born in 1998 in the village of NijaKora, found in the 9th continent on planet Earth. There he grew up with his parents and two sisters. On the 22nd of October 2007, the Samurai of village DracoMara decided to invade NijaKora at midnight, they killed and slaughtered a large number of the ninjakora clan, but Mat's father, used one of the last smoke bombs in the village to escape to another place where they couldn't be seen, known now as the Matinja village. Mat's father would wake him at night to train him everyday. He learned all sorts of techniques that belonged to the ninja and worked on his craft for 5 years. at that point in time he decided to leave his father on a journey to train and further hone down on his techniques. He used one of the channels on the DiscordLand to land on a spot to train that was similar to his village. he thus called it Matinja 2.0. he spent an additional year working on his craft and refining new techniques that he has been working on. In DiscordLand he met Zeus, Rex the Samurai, Sgt. Assassin, Mercy the Magician, Zoty the Woty who later became his disciple, Marty the Just Marty, Matten the artist, Major the archivist, Comrade Is Yulia, Uwuist Uwu the Uwu, Lonely the Cracker, Radon the Stone and others.

Techniques & Ideas

one of the earlier techniques Mat has worked on was the smoke bomb, a simple device that creates smoke all around once it gets in contact with the earth, activating after taking a force equal to about 0.07N. One of the early uses for the smoke bomb was teleportation between the main land and the other channels on DiscordLand. Later, the technique was refined to make Mat teleport between different continents, including TwitchLand, YouTubaLand, and many others. right before the Poland invasion, Mat created a technique by which you can create multiple mirror images of one's self, fooling any enemy into thinking Mat is a eukaryote cell that can divide and exist on multiple planes of existence. Dance of Swords, one of the last techniques developed by Mat, uses 10,000 blades and swords that go up the sky and then cover an area of about 1000 Km2.

 The Banana 

Inherited from generation to generation, Mat was given this banana by his father the day he left. Mat kept the banana on the shelf and promised he would not mess around with it until he perfected the wildest techniques. One day, Mat was ambushed by a wizard named Mercy with magic powers that Mat has never seen. He called to the banana in moment of despair and the banana started to glow crazy it blinded Mercy's eye. the banana then inflicted banana AoE damage that had a diameter of 2856 miles. After winning the battle, Mat decided to go back to monke to learn the secret of the banana. after 6 months of monke, the secret was that the banana's peel had particles called Monke that affect the forces of gravity once they get stimulated by the waves of a ninja's voice, generating a power that can push even the heaviest metals known to man.

the banana was later given to Mat's disciple Zoty the Woty the Ninja. further discussed below.

 Connections 

Zeus: Mat met Zeus when he decided to try the afterimage technique on one of the unstable channels on DiscordLand. the land rumbled so much that Zeus was awakened from her slutty dreams, she decided to punish the entire land by putting a slowdown mode of 5 seconds that made sure no one could perfect an immediate afterimage technique. She still bonks the main land from time to time all the way from the Polish capital.

Mat decided to invade Poland with the help of other allies to take back control over the roads and the main land. a plan that has not been yet completed.

Marty the Just Marty: a very well known author and poet who lives near castle FireBird. He was born in the Persona village but decided to leave it when he grew up because he hated that place. His new town was Tartarus, where he met DoctorInfernoFireBird and Nyx. One of his best work was a poem titled '''"Marty is Marty is Marty. What more is there to say?" -Marty` ~Marty'''

he probably likes Vacuum cleaners and enjoys anything but the Persona town. the fact that it exists in the first place makes Marty want to collect just enough darkness so he can power up enough to get it out of existence.

Rex: Rex Draco was born and raised in the Samurai village of DracoMara. He was only 5 when the war on the NijaKora took place. the war cost the samurai too much and Draco ended up suffering very tough years where his family couldn't provide the most basic needs to him. When he grew up he blamed the ninja for all the suffering he had to go through and swore to kill the last of them. In 2020, Rex met Mat the ninja on one of the channels he was training on. Rex without making a noise decided to observe what Mat was training on and decided to steal the smoke bomb move to use it to his advantage. he teleported right into Mat's face and left a scar on his cheek. Mat countered the attack quickly with some kunai and star dust. Rex decided to step back before Mat put an end to his life.

rex has heard about Zeus and her ability to strike the main land and so decided to ascend on a journey to become her trainee in hope he can strike the ninja one day. Zeus the Alex made Rex a demi-mod only so that he can help in tasks concerning the world below. One day he will be granted that power to keep the mortal world in order, never to see his parents again.

Comrade Is Yulia: Yulia, also known as Master of Memeology, Soul of Kindness, is also one of the guardians to earth. a lot of people go to her in times of suffering and she bestows upon them wisdom and charms of hentai. her soul is said to be the SOUL reason the earth is held together. also hi yulia I love you.

Mercy the Magician: born in 500 B.C, Mercy started learning wizardry since birth. He ditched his training wand by age of 9 years old, and was considered a prodigy by many of the Pogwarts magicians. the ruler of pogwarts, afraid that one day this child will reign agaisnt his poggers, decided to expel him and send him far away from home, never to see his parents again. Mercy was raised near NijaKora, in a village to the south they call the Summit of the Leaders, guarded by 4 dragons of different abilities. Mercy grew up and learned the language of the dragons and found a way to incorporate their powers, the 4 forces of nature (gravity, electromagnetism, the weak nuclear force and the strong nuclear force.)

Zoty the Woty the Ninja: Zotiliath "Zoty Woty" Wotanka, born in 2002, lived in the 6th content of Asia. He always wanted to become a ninja despite everyone telling him he doesn't have enough power or time to achieve that. one day while he was on a trip with school, he saw a ninja running so fast while he was staring at the window of the bus. Zoty jumped out the bus never to see his parents again. Zoty became Mat's trainee in very short time because Mat saw great potential within him. he started training him for only 1 month before he became capable of executing every trick in the ninja book. Mat felt like Zoty was worthy of inheriting the banana (an ancient weapon with unimaginable power). Zoty then decided to learn magic from Mercy and is now developing a technique where magic and ninjaeology are implemented in the same battle scenario and with as minimal cooldown as possible.

Uwuist Uwu the Uwu Born in Uwu village his pawents uwued him since he was uwu years old. he gwew up loving shows like uwu, uwu break, the uwu, the uwu knight wises but soon his love for uwu and owange juice inspired him to leave his home never to see his parents again.

Alexanderthemeh: a shop owner near FireBird castle. his famous quote makes me cry even to this day "Im in the middle of class, so go nuts with your fanfic"

notably likes yellow and vacuum cleaners

never to see his parents again